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Designed by: hawKS
Pictures from: ~nandolucas
Codings: Ebullient*

hellohello!

in view of CHRISTMAS(!!) i shall lower the temperatures here by telling you some 冷笑话s! haha. anws, most of them are in chinese, so you might have to switch encodings to read them.

冷笑话1：

有一个好学生和一个坏学生。有一天，考试前，坏学生对好学生说：要是我考试时踢一下你的椅子，你就给我瞄一下。好学生同意了。考试中，坏学生遇到了一个难题，便踢了一下好学生的椅子。好学生没反应。坏学生急了，便再踢了两下。好学生突然想起了他和坏学生的约定，便回过了头，向他喵了三下：喵！喵！喵！

冷笑话2：

乌龟最怕兔子和它比什么？仰卧起坐！为什么？因为乌龟不能翻身！

冷笑话3：

嘻嘻有一个朋友，哈哈。有一天，哈哈死了，嘻嘻便到了哈哈的坟前，伤心地说道：哈哈，你死了。

冷笑话4：

一个餐馆里，服务员端上了一盘香喷喷的田鸡。在一旁的小蝌蚪看到了，伤心地抱在一起，哭着说：我不想我不想不想长大！

冷笑话5：

Who was the first person in the Bible to wear a bra? David! Why? Cos he returned from the battle in triumph!


haha! ok nvm. i know im lame. but anws. hope you guys have a great happy holiday!

Escaped {11:16 am}

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