eeyeer. i types so long and then not even a tag as a show of appreciation?! ):
anws, meme!
Google your name, and write down the first webpage link name that makes grammatical sense and is relevant or just pick the funniest one on the first page of results.
1. Google "(your name) needs":
Joanne needs an intact dilation and evacuation abortion (ERM. OKAY. WHAT?!)
2. Google "(your name) looks like":
Joanne looks like..., Gillian from Twins ? (teeheehee i googled gillian from twins she very pretty :D:D)
3. Google "[your name] likes":
Joanne Likes to Communicate with Foreigners (ahahahha! ohayou! -cheem japanese reply- o.o D:)
4. Google "[your name] says":
Joanne says read this if you are a small business owner, entrepreneur, independent professional or executives (i sound so pro :D)
5. Google "[your name] wants":
Joanne wants to drink milk. (this is actually the second link! the first link was "Joanne wants murder Kombi destroyed" WHICH IS TOTALLY VICIOUS SOUNDING.)
6. Google "[your name] does":
Joanne Does the Double (apparently someone named Joanne Mills won two gold medals in... some unknown sport)
7. Google "[your name] hates":
HAHA I FOUND A WHOLE WEBSITE THEY ARE FUNNY. so heres all of them :D
Jo hates it when a kit she puts together for a lumbar drain just...disappears, five minutes before the drain is due to be put in.
Jo hates it when the day is so confused and chaotic that she forgets to hang an antibiotic until 1800, at which time the patient has been discharged for six hours.
Jo hates it when all the cafeteria has for lunch is pulled pork sandwiches and chicken adobo.
Jo hates failed procedures.
(haha joanne is apparently a head nurse. i love the second one so cute. just for kicks, here is a Loves from the same blog cos its so funny:
Jo loves it when she can peg a neurology resident from twenty feet away with a thrown ball of paper.)
8. Google "[your name] can":
Joanne can break the chains of fate and destiny. (wow. epic :D)
9. Google "[your name] goes":
joanne goes crazy and some guy joins her! (this the first one, the rest were all places. and despite how it sounds the video attached has nothing sexual in it whatsoever)
10. Google "[your name] is":
Joanne of the MMA Girls volunteers to be choked unconscious by Jiu Jitsu guru and MMA coach Marc Laimon. Whatever you do, don't try this at home. (erm, ok! DDDD: and i found out theres a wiki article on my name ahahah)
11. Google "[your name] loves":
Joanne Manaster Loves Everything about Science! (HAHAH WHAT IS THIS!. theres also one that goes "Joanne Loves Playboy 's Video Channel & Video Clips". lols!)
Escaped
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