memes are things you do to run away from studying econs.
tagged by claire! this one is
strangeee.
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question.
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Cuts Joanne Time in Half
[i dont get it o.o oh i know! waking up at 6am every morning shortens my lifespan!]
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Something Special in the Joanne
[awwww.]
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Good to the Last Joanne
[erm. that either means. NO IM TOO GOOD FOR YOU/ NO IM A GOOD GIRL AND WILL NOT GO OUT WITH GUYS LIKE YOU or OKAY YAY IM SURE YOU WOULDNT REGRET IT]
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Got a Joanne? You're in Luck.
[like claire's, this one sounds badddd]
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Fast Joanne and Good for You
[HAHA. SO MUCH FOR SLOWJO.]
6. To someone you dislike?
Grab Life by the Joanne
[wha-? who cares about your life, just dont grab my hair]
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Joanne prevents that Sinking Feeling
[hahahah wth]
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
If you want to get ahead, get a Joanne
[erm. i was out getting ahead? huh?]
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Whatever you're into, get into Joanne
[SOUNDS WRONG.]
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Real Smell of Joanne
[what?! huh?! if you like my phermones ill marry you :D]
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Thank Joanne its Friday
[erm. okay. its friday so i get the weekend to mourn? ]
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
The best Joanne a Man can get.
[HAHAHA. this would be more applicable to 11. but still. i'm the best so screw you.]
13. What are the best words to describe you?
Leaves your Joanne Minty not Mediciney
[sounds like mouthwash o.o but okay fine. you'll never get sick of me muahahha]
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
There's first love, and then there's Joanne love.
[whoa. the likes of the Notebook eh?]
15. Your last words before you die...
Always after Me Joanne
[HAHA. YOU'LL FOLLOW SOON AFTER]
16. Your message to a special someone..
Mama's got the Magic of Joanne
[AWWW. I LOVE MY MOMMY TOO.]
17. Title of this post will be...
Joanne, Take me away.
[from econs]
Escaped
{3:03 pm}
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